All Nations Apostolic Seminary Accredited by Jesus Christ

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  1. LearningAddict

    LearningAddict Well-Known Member

    This thread is hilarious, lol.
     
  2. RAM PhD

    RAM PhD Member

    It is hilarious to those of us who understand the nuances of legitimate accreditation, because we know this isn't legitimate accreditation--regardless of how sincere the effort may/may not be.

    Unfortunately, the average person does not understand this. Because of this, entities such as ANAS boast that they are accredited (whether by Jesus, God, or some accrediting mill). Degrees are awarded, recipients use the title (eg, Dr.), and most everyone involved with the recipient knows little to nothing of legitimacy.
     
  3. Koolcypher

    Koolcypher Member

    Accredited by Jesus, I wonder if they mean this "Jesus" instead.

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  4. Johann

    Johann Well-Known Member

    A sweeping claim from the All Nations proprietor at

    apostle thomas anokye-gyambrah - All Nations for Christ

    "...the Lord delivered him ("Dr." Anokye-Gyambrah) from fornication and drunkenness..."

    Is that so? Too bad he wasn't delivered from deceit, bogus degrees and fraudulent accreditation claims at the same time.

    My last word on this phony ...I promise.

    Johann
     
  5. RAM PhD

    RAM PhD Member

    Johann, you seem to have a "gift" for posting what I am thinking before I have a chance to do so. :smile:
     
  6. Johann

    Johann Well-Known Member

    That's because I always post before I think. Your way is better, actually. :smile:

    Johann
     
  7. Kizmet

    Kizmet Moderator

    Yeah, but when I do that I always get yelled at.:tapedshut:
     
  8. Lerner

    Lerner Well-Known Member

    To bad they are not Kosher.

    Maybe I should open Hebrew Kosher University?

    Certified / Accredited glat Kosher by chief Rabbi Lerner - ULC ordained Rabbi. :)

    :)
     
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  9. Johann

    Johann Well-Known Member

    Oy, Gevalt! :shock:

    Well, why not? No end to what you can do with bogus credentials, these days, I suppose. Our esteemed DL guru, Dr. John Bear, once wrote in these pages that he had a certificate naming him as Pope of the Roman Catholic Church. I forget whether Dr. Bear divulged the source of this document or not -- no matter. We were too busy wondering whether he would be Pope John XXIV or Pope Ursus (Bear) I.

    Of course, if one tries to use the bogus credential - one risks angering the genuine folks. Wisely, Dr. Bear did not attempt to install himself and a large retinue of followers in the Vatican. He didn't even hear any confessions, as far as I know... :smile:

    Similarly, I advise you not to assert your ULC "rabbinical certificate," Lerner. You don't want to cause an international incident - the scream of Israeli jets overhead or dealing with Mossad agents. But, just in case you do have to -- how's your krav maga? :smile:

    Johann
     
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  10. Johann

    Johann Well-Known Member

    I hasten to add -- we all knew Dr. Bear was joking, as the certificate had no value.
    And of course - you are joking too, concerning the ULC rabbinical certificate.
    And certainly, so am I, about the "International incidents" etc. :smile:

    Peace!

    Johann
     
  11. Randell1234

    Randell1234 Moderator

    Oy, and a free dinner at my favorite place in South Florida - Sara's Kosher Restaurant Pizza

    Seriously, I have eaten there hundreds of times and it is great! ;)
     
  12. Johann

    Johann Well-Known Member

    And if you're ever in Israel, there's always the fast-food chain, McDavid's. (Honest!)
    All the burgers etc. are Kosher, of course, including the Spicy Mexican Burger. :smile:

    Here's an article on them: Fast food chain McDavid to reopen in Israel - Globes

    Johann
     
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  13. Johann

    Johann Well-Known Member

    To mess up a Nietzsche quote: "Whatever doesn't kill you makes you smarter." :jester:

    Johann
     
  14. Kizmet

    Kizmet Moderator

    You'd think then that by now I'd be wicked smart. If we could only get more people to agree with you.
     
  15. Johann

    Johann Well-Known Member

    You are. :smile:

    Johann
     
  16. Leherself

    Leherself New Member

    Hey, they could have something really exciting going on here. I mean, have you seen the names of some of their programs?

    Master of Spiritual Warfare :sasmokin:
    Doctor of Supernatural Studies

    Just imagine how exciting that would look on a resume. It'd almost be worth $700, if I wasn't so frightened by the idea of giving these people financial encouragement.
     
  17. Johann

    Johann Well-Known Member

    If I wanted an "exciting" religious-oriented degree - albeit from an unaccredited school - I'd go here: » University of Biblical Martial Arts & Sciences Gospel Martial Arts Union

    A quote: "The college offers B.S., M.S., and Ph.D. degrees in the Christian Martial Arts."

    I think this school belongs in the "sincere although unaccredited" camp and I love their motto: "Blessed be the Lord my Strength which teacheth my hands to war and my fingers to fight." - Psalm 144: 1. I'm pretty sure they could teach me to kick butt with faith and dignity. :smile:

    Johann
     
  18. Randell1234

    Randell1234 Moderator

    Maybe they have a class on how to "beat the devil out of someone..."
     
  19. Koolcypher

    Koolcypher Member

    Class is in session:
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    Jesus teaching a lesson:

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  20. Johann

    Johann Well-Known Member

    Umm, ...would you really want to put that on a resume? Some HR people might not fully understand. :smile:
    If you want to make a similar impression for FAR less money, try the Universal Life Church. Last I looked, their most exalted offering was "Doctor of the Universe" and it cost less than $100. Assorted lesser doctorates were available for maybe $35 or thereabouts, IIRC.

    Johann
     

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