Just saw it posted on LinkedIn "After you." "No, after you." The dictator famous for poisoning people using Polonium tea serves tea to his fellow dictator. X: "After you" P: "No. After you. You're the guest X: "In China, the host drinks first. P: "I think that's rude. Don't you trust me?" X: "It's not that. I insist that you drink first" P:"No. You first. Do you think I put poison in?"