Does Santa have a Ph.D ?

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  1. tomC

    tomC New Member

    Does anyone out there know if Santa has a Ph.D ?
     
  2. wfready

    wfready New Member


    Yes, a PhD in Aeronautics (He did his dissertion on aerodynamics of reigndeer).

    Bill
     
  3. Jack Tracey

    Jack Tracey New Member

    Gee, I would have thought that, if anything, it would have been a business degree . . . managing all that manufacturing (not to mention the negotiations with the Elves Union), the marketing alone is a huge endeavor, and don't even get me started on distribution . . . :)
    God bless us, everyone.
    Jack
     
  4. AWN

    AWN New Member

    Santa could easily have three PhD's, one in business, one in engineering and one in languages. He would be Dr.,Dr.,Dr. Santa.:)
    Merry Christmas to all.
     
  5. tomC

    tomC New Member

    I hope everyone at degreeinfo.com has a great Christmas and an even better 2004.:)
     
  6. GENO

    GENO New Member

    Face it, Santa lacks even a G.E.D. Who else would end up in a job where you work 364 days a year and your one day off you have to circumnavigate the globe entering hostile environs, eating all kinds of crap, inhaling chimney soot, sitting downwind of 8 reindeer and have to tolerate all those elves and their squabbles on the production lines. He should have stayed a mortal person instead of an immortal Saint, life would be much easier for him and Mrs Claus - retirement on the gulf coast of Florida, pursuing a RA DL BA or such. All in jest.

    Happy Holidays to those who seek them.
     
  7. roysavia

    roysavia New Member

    Sounds more like a government employee than the bearer of good cheer!
    regards and good cheer to all! :)
     
  8. roysavia

    roysavia New Member

    Sounds more like a government employee than the bearer of good cheer!
    regards and good cheers to all! :)
     
  9. Anthony Pina

    Anthony Pina Active Member

    Perhaps not, but he seems to have a university...

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