Forensic Linguistics!!! A rare degree field overall, but just our luck- there are some that can be completed online! Note: I will edit this and add the costs later. None of these programs are cheap, but neither are they outrageously expensive. Alliant International University Advanced Practice Certificate in Forensic Linguistics https://www.alliant.edu/forensics/forensic-certificates/forensic-linguistics This certificate can be rolled over into a concentration for their Master's in Forensic Behavioral Science or their Master's in Forensic Leadership Administration. California University of Pennsylvania MA in Criminal Justice Studies: Forensic Linguistics https://www.calu.edu/academics/graduate/masters/forensic-linguistics/index.aspx I have also found 2 UK Forensic Linguistics degrees that third party websites describe as distance or online in modality, but have yet to find explicit confirmation on the schools websites, themselves. I will come back with an update when I can verify the information.
For those of you who may be worried about me, I'm happy to report that I have no interest at all in any of these programs.