The ted heiks roast thread

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  1. Ted Heiks

    Ted Heiks Moderator and Distinguished Senior Member

    Thanks, Abner. That means a lot coming from you.
     
    Ted Heiks, Jun 5, 2012
    #21
  2. Kizmet

    Kizmet Moderator

    I'm sorry Ted. All this time I was thinking that you failed seven marriages and one degree.:heart:
     
    Kizmet, Jun 5, 2012
    #22
  3. Maniac Craniac

    Maniac Craniac Moderator Staff Member

    If Ted were to have completed all of those degrees, there is a fair chance that he would have toggled through a few more wives along the way.
     
    Maniac Craniac, Jun 5, 2012
    #23
  4. SurfDoctor

    SurfDoctor Moderator

    Now that is the lamest "roast" post ever! You are supposed to say nasty things, not compliments. Geez, get with the program. :smile:
     
    SurfDoctor, Jun 5, 2012
    #24
  5. NorCal

    NorCal Active Member

    Yeah I'm sure your right, but I'm a little gun shy after a few bad experiences with people who can't take a joke.

    :nana:
     
    NorCal, Jun 5, 2012
    #25
  6. cdhale

    cdhale Member

    Yeah, but Ted can take it.
     
    cdhale, Jun 5, 2012
    #26
  7. Maniac Craniac

    Maniac Craniac Moderator Staff Member

    When writing out your will, Ted, remember that Maniac Craniac was the only person in the world who respected you enough to give you a proper roast.
     
    Maniac Craniac, Jun 5, 2012
    #27
  8. Ted Heiks

    Ted Heiks Moderator and Distinguished Senior Member

    Nah - the second marriage will be the one that sticks.
     
    Ted Heiks, Jun 6, 2012
    #28
  9. Ted Heiks

    Ted Heiks Moderator and Distinguished Senior Member

    Ah, but I can take it.
     
    Ted Heiks, Jun 6, 2012
    #29
  10. Ted Heiks

    Ted Heiks Moderator and Distinguished Senior Member

    It's official! 10,000 posts! (See how long this lasts!)
     
    Ted Heiks, Jun 6, 2012
    #30
  11. Julie1014

    Julie1014 New Member

    :arms::party::You_Rock_Emoticon::banana::dance::fest30:
     
    Julie1014, Jun 6, 2012
    #31
  12. Ted Heiks

    Ted Heiks Moderator and Distinguished Senior Member

    10,000 posts lasted from 10:30 last night to 11:00 this morning.
     
    Ted Heiks, Jun 6, 2012
    #32
  13. Ted Heiks

    Ted Heiks Moderator and Distinguished Senior Member

    post number 10,101 (see how long this lasts)
     
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    Ted Heiks, Jun 22, 2012
    #33
  14. Maniac Craniac

    Maniac Craniac Moderator Staff Member

    No problem, really. Only 1010 more posts before you have another palindrome.
     
    Maniac Craniac, Jun 22, 2012
    #34
  15. Kizmet

    Kizmet Moderator

    Of course we could also point out that there's only about 700 posts until MC hits 5K.
     
    Kizmet, Jun 22, 2012
    #35
  16. Ted Heiks

    Ted Heiks Moderator and Distinguished Senior Member

    Actually, in 99 more posts, I'll hit 10,201.
     
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    Ted Heiks, Jun 22, 2012
    #36
  17. Ted Heiks

    Ted Heiks Moderator and Distinguished Senior Member

    Well, 10,101 posts lasted from 9:23 PM on 06/21/2012 to 7:40 AM on 06/22/2012, or 10 hours and 17 minutes.
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Aug 9, 2012
    Ted Heiks, Jun 22, 2012
    #37
  18. Ted Heiks

    Ted Heiks Moderator and Distinguished Senior Member

    Should we make a roast thread for him?
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Aug 9, 2012
    Ted Heiks, Jun 22, 2012
    #38
  19. Maniac Craniac

    Maniac Craniac Moderator Staff Member

    Given that my posts rarely have anything to do with education, I don't consider it to be much of an accomplishment. Also, how can you even begin to roast someone who already embarrasses himself willingly on a daily basis? :veryhappy:
     
    Maniac Craniac, Jun 22, 2012
    #39
  20. Ted Heiks

    Ted Heiks Moderator and Distinguished Senior Member

    post number 10,201
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Aug 9, 2012
    Ted Heiks, Jul 16, 2012
    #40
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