Viagra Bonus: Fewer Animals Killed

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussions' started by Ted Heiks, Oct 12, 2005.

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  1. Ted Heiks

    Ted Heiks Moderator and Distinguished Senior Member

  2. decimon

    decimon Well-Known Member

    Won't walruses on Viagra be poached all the more?

    goo goo g'joob
     
  3. Revkag

    Revkag New Member

    Forgive me for being niave, but what's so great about the genitalia of the Walrus??
     
  4. Ted Heiks

    Ted Heiks Moderator and Distinguished Senior Member

    Might have something to do with the size of the thing. Or the fact that a walrus boner really does have a bone in it.
     
  5. oxpecker

    oxpecker New Member

    The biologist in me feels compelled to say that MOST mammals have such a bone (baculum). But the baculum of the walrus is the longest of all mammals -- 30 inches.
     
  6. dcv

    dcv New Member

    Sounds like modern medicine is making it hard on traditional Chinese medicine practitioners.
     
  7. Yes, that pretty much sums it up.....!
     
  8. gkillion

    gkillion New Member

    Speak for yourself.:D
     
  9. Khan

    Khan New Member

    Maybe they'll lay off the Rhino horn too. Chinese men have been falling for that one for generations.
     
  10. Ted Heiks

    Ted Heiks Moderator and Distinguished Senior Member

    Does this include the ox pecker?
     
  11. oxpecker

    oxpecker New Member

    No baculum in cattle.
     
  12. dcv

    dcv New Member

    Sure about that?

    A long time ago I had a boss who had a piece of "electric wood." He would tell people that if they put their tongue to it that it would give them a shock. After they did, he would tell them that it was a delayed shock that came when they discovered that they just put their tongue on a bull's penis.
     
  13. Ted Heiks

    Ted Heiks Moderator and Distinguished Senior Member

    This reminds me of the time when, at age 16, my Dad, then a uranium mining company vice-president, and his chief geologist took me out to a fancy restaurant in Denver (and then to a Denver Broncos game). Well, they talked me into ordering Rocky Mountain oysters. Imagine my surprise when I found out that I'd just eaten bull's balls.
     

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