Hymnals or no?

Hey Carl,

If I didn't know better, I'd say you had interviewed with a few SB search committees. I know it was joke, but it is "pert-near" accurate.

Thanks for the laugh -- Here is another one

Three religious truths

1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.
3. Southern Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooter's.