Tuck student markets flesh-flavored tofu on website

http://www.thedartmouth.com/article.php?aid=2005051201020


http://www.eathufu.com/

 

That'll give 'em something to chew on...

 

Human-flesh flavored tofu.

"Nuckols, who enrolled in the Tuck School of Business this year, went to Excelsior College and Georgetown University Law Center after dropping out of high school..."

Another product of cutting-edge DL research, apparently intended as food for attorneys.

 

Next it will be attorney flavored tofu!

 

Now that probably would taste like chicken!

 

And if degree mills had a school cafeteria, they'd serve...



































































goatbag-flavoured tofu.

 

...but smell like fish

 

Naturally, the next development will be tofu flavored flesh.

 

Maybe it exists already. If a cannibal eats a vegetarian...

 

I have tried this tofu and can assure you that it tastes nothing like human flesh.

 

Okay... I'l bite (get it?):

Which you know precisely how, Mr. Dahmer?

 

Remeber the one about Mr. Dahlmer and Ms. Bobbitt together in the prison cafeteria line?

D: D:

 

Men are from Mars
Women from Venus,
Watch out for Lorena,
She'll...


Would you like fries with that?

 

...because in my informed opinion, it tatses like a cross between a manatee and a bald eagle.

 

Titses for tatses, you could get et by them.

 

Oh, pray tell!

 

"S'cuse me, but are you gonna eat that?"

 

tatses?

That what I get for trying to talk with a mouthful of delectable New Zealand Brown Teal Al'Orange.