Fo'shizzle, it's a Winter Contest

OH MY GOODNESS..... I admit, I thought it would be interesting to see what would happen if I put a search in with all 5 words on the www. I wouldn't tel you the result... there was only one page and not the type of page I was expecting! Yikes!

 

Ha, Ha, Ha!!

While I was embedded on the set of Arnold Swarzenneger's new film, "I'll Be Back, Fo'Shizzle," I overheard the newly-elected "Governator" whispering to the director that he wanted Dennis Rodman to play the part of the Metrosexual Street Hooker and he should provide his own wardrobe because "Bling-Bling" was just not covered in the California budget!!

 

To wax Rumsfeldian: I am shocked and awed by all this !!

 

This is the shiznit ----

Sacromento Bee journalist, Stan Widnatsky, traded
his metrosexual trappings for the life of a dust-encrusted
embedded reporter, hot on the trail of Iraqi
weapons of mass bling-bling (WMBB), only to return several
months later, post recall and in the nascent term of the
newly installed governator; "Stan," he said to himself, "you're
not in Iraq anymo' fo'shizzle."

 

Re: This is the shiznit ----

I just put all the words on google and found that ONE result you were talking about!

Bill

 

We have a winner

The idea was to use those 5 words in one sentence, with their actual meanings. Bling bling proved a challenge. Glittery ornaments, esp. gold chains.

The judging panel narrowed it down to Jeff Hampton, Tom57, and mdg1775, and chose Jeff. If he will provide an address (to [email protected]) and a preference for Not Your Mother's Cookbook now (see www.slgbooks.com) or the degree mill book when available (probably September), the literary bling bling will be taken care of.

As for Orgaknight's mention of "the fun word 'egress'" -- there is a fine story, true I think, about the time when P.T. Barnum was concerned that people were not moving quickly enough through one of his exhibitions. Over the one-way door to the street, he put up a big flashy sign reading, "This Way to the Egress," and it worked.

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Jeff Hampton: During the recent California gubernatorial campaign, the governator appeared to display his metrosexual side by wearing a jeweled pink ribbon label pin in support of breast cancer awarness; however, feminists quickly dismissed this gesture after an L.A. Times journalist embedded on the campaign reported hearing a young woman stepping off the campaign bus state that the candidate was also "sportin' some bling-bling on his ding-thing, fo'shizzle, grizzle.

 

Ahnold, the new firmly embedded govenator is most assuredly an avowed metrosexual; Maria the bicoastal,bipartisan wife fo’shizzle helped Ahnold win the election with her good looks and bling bling.


What we will do for free stuff.

 

I, for one, did not need a source embedded in the Bear household to know that John, (who is definitely not a metrosexual because his occasional use of a cravat adorned with ursine critters hardly qualifies as a penchant for bling-bling), if asked if he would pick as the winner of the Winter contest any sentence that made fun of the governator’s ding-thing, would respond, “Fo'Shizzle!"

 

Re: We have a winner

John Bear,

Fo’shizzle, this was a tough contest, what with the governator’s bling bling not really being of the metrosexual kind, but more of the kind embedded in Hummers, steroids, and gazillion dollar movies, so fo’shizzle my DLizzle, I’m happy my entry had enough bling bling that the judges saw it as firmly embedded in the top three.

Tom57

 

Gus: "...any sentence that made fun of the governator’s ding-thing..."

John: Now I can't even remember which "spokesman" it was who was asked what advice he would give to Michael Jackson, and replied, "I would tell him to keep his peepee in the teepee."

 

I really don't think we're supposed to say "egress" any more.

 

That's correct. The proper term is now "egrizzle."