The end of the world!!!

Yeah, well, remember when we did that whole Mayan calendar end of the world thing in 2012? Yeah, about that . . . we kinda miscalculated and it turns out that the end of the world is really this Friday. Sorry for the short notice.

Scholars Release The Latest Date For Apocalypse - June 3-4, 2016

 

The world will end (again) on July 29th. Cause of death . . . polar flip roll cloud.

World to end July 29, says group that

 

I really wish that purportedly Christian groups would quit trying to predict the end of the world. The Bible itself says that no man knows the day or the hour of Christ's return.

 

Yeah, I know. But I reallyreally mean it this time

What is the Rapture? Shock end of world prophecy for September 23 | Weird | News | Express.co.uk

 

I'm guessing that you figured out that the world didn't end as (someone) predicted. But you'd better keep half an eye on Nibiru.

Doomsday is not on Saturday after all, writer says after predicting end of the world | Fox News

 

Or . . . maybe you have watched The Matrix a few too many times. In any case, you can be sure that the doomsday predictors will be retuning their sliderules and they'll be back soon with another end-of-the-world prediction. I can't wait.

 

Does mooning a Moderator constitute sexual harassment in the workplace?

 

How high the moon?

 

How about a software apocalypse?

https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2017/09/saving-the-world-from-code/540393/

 

The real end of the world

https://www.outerplaces.com/science/item/18208-harvard-physicists-calculated-universe-end

 

Nah, it's when they run out of catsup at McDonalds.

 

I used to live in a small isolated Eastern New Mexico town...it wasn't the end of the world but we could see the end from there...

 

Having lived in the desert southwest (Tucson) and driven through your former area many times on my way to visit family in the Midwest, you're right, Eastern N.M. is pretty close to the end of the world---also kind of beautiful, though, in its own way.

Back in the 80s, I lived in a town of 3,000 in the middle of Nevada that was primarily known for being in the middle of hundreds of square miles of munitions stored underground in bunkers. They say at one time it was on the Soviet Union's top 10 hit list. Had the Cold War turned hot, I'd have had front stage for the end of the world.

 

Here's the real end of the world and it ain't bad.

 

Ushuaia - fin del mundo, principio de todo. Ushuaia, end of the world, beginning of everything. Can't help liking that! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ushuaia

 

don't PANIC! It's (not) really the end of the world (again)

https://www.space.com/40288-no-rapture-april-23-nibiru-doesnt-exist.html