DegreeInfo to Collect Coloring Books & Play Dough for Distraught University Students

Please have all items at the drop off location by December 15. Coloring books, Play Dough and pacifiers will be distributed as needed!

Thank you!

 

Wait a minute! It's not April 1st yet.

 

They are children.

 

Which is why we're also collecting pacifiers.

 

As an avid couponer, I have a fantastic stock-pile of juice boxes and gummy snacks. I'm always happy to help.

 

No virtual pacifiers for distance learners?

 

My Safe Space

By setting up a deadline date for this, you have violated my safe space. I can't handle the pressure of this date. These materials should be dropped off when each student is ready to do so without the pressure of time constaints. The new coloring books, Play Dough, and pacifiers should be sent to each student who you insulted with this unreasonable deadline along with a letter of apology.mfg:

 

Where's my safety pin????

 

You have to go to the safe space for that.

 

But the vocal minority holds sway. The rest know they had better shut up.

 

If that's the case, there's yet another example of the obnoxiously vocal minority of the radical left, bullying any opposing views into silence.

 

OK, here goes:


Dear Offended 21 Year Old Cry Baby:

GROW UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RAM

 

It's directed only at that minority of university students who were caught up in this whole notion of having to be consoled/pampered/coddled over an election.

 

Yes, I have 2 of them as roommates.

Unfortunately, I can't legally evict them yet. :lmao:

 

https://www.safetypinbox.com/

 

Just a Joke

This was written as a joke. By the way, I am not a 21 year old crybaby but a 60 year old who (last time I checked) is not a crybaby.