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Discussion in 'Political Discussions' started by Kizmet, Apr 19, 2016.

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  1. Kizmet

    Kizmet Moderator

    Socialism: You have two cows. Give one cow to your neighbor.

    Communism: You have two cows. Give both cows to the government and they might give you some of the milk.

    Fascism: You have two cows. You give all of the milk to the government and the government sells it.

    Nazism: You have two cows. The government shoots you and takes both cows.

    Anarchism: You have two cows. Keep both of the cows, shoot the government agent and steal another cow.

    Capitalism: You have two cows. Sell one cow and buy a bull.

    Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government makes you take harmonica lessons.
     

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