Tired of the Michael Jackson Case?

Discussion in 'Political Discussions' started by Ted Heiks, May 26, 2005.

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  1. Ted Heiks

    Ted Heiks Moderator and Distinguished Senior Member

  2. Mr. Engineer

    Mr. Engineer member

    Yes - the POS pedophile needs to be put into a cell with bubba - gang raped - and then dumped in mainline. This rich punk has gotten away with this crap for too long. And to any parent who would allow your child to hang in a 45 year old man's bedroom - you need to be arrested and thrown in jail as well.
     
  3. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Indeed!
     
  4. I heard a MJ joke last night - it's probably already old hat but anyway:

    Q: How do you know when it's time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?


    A: When the big hand touches the little hand...
     
  5. Fortunato

    Fortunato Member

    Couldn't resist another MJ joke.

    Q: Did you hear that Michael Jackson and Sir Elton John are releasing a duet single?

    A: It's called Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me
     
  6. Ted Heiks

    Ted Heiks Moderator and Distinguished Senior Member

    And all those years ago back in college I never suspected that MJ was trying to tell us that he was into William Eugene, not Wilhelmina Jeanette (as in Billy Jean's not my lover)!
     
  7. uncle janko

    uncle janko member

    "Hang him high as Haman."--President Andrew Jackson

    No. I pay no attention to it.
    But applying General Jackson's solution might not be a bad idea.
     
  8. At the very least it would an end to his interminable squeaking and shrieking in the midst of otherwise fairly decent songs....
     
  9. Rob L

    Rob L New Member

    Here's a tasteless Michael Jackson to pass on:


    Question: What comes in 12 year old cans?


    Punchline: Michael Jackson




    P.S- I know this is tasteless and offensive. I apologize if violated any TOS standards.
     
  10. Bruce

    Bruce Moderator

    Q: Why was Michael Jackson thrilled with the jury makeup?

    A: Because they were just like him.....half female, and mostly white.

    (ducking virtual rotten tomatoes)
     

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