JOB APPLICATION NAME: John Kerry RESIDENCE: 7 mansions, including one in Washington DC, worth multi-millions. I served in Vietnam (four months). EXPERIENCE: Law Enforcement. In my career as a U.S. Senator, I've voted to cut every law enforcement, CIA, and Defense bill. I ordered the city of Boston to remove a fire hydrant in front of my mansion, thereby endangering my neighbors in the event of fire. I served in Vietnam (four months). MILITARY: I served in Vietnam (four months). I used three minor injuries to get an early discharge from the military and service in Vietnam (as documented by the attending doctor). I served in Vietnam (four months). I then returned to the U.S., joined Jane Fonda in protesting the war, and insulted returning Vietnam vets, claiming they committed atrocities and were baby killers. I served in Vietnam (four months). I threw my medals, ribbons, or something away in protest. Or did I! ? My book " Vietnam Veterans Against the War: The New Soldier", shows how I truly feel about the military. I served in Vietnam (four months). COLLEGE: I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. Unlike my counterpart George Bush, I have no higher education and did not get admitted to Harvard nor graduate with an M.B.A PAST WORK EXPERIENCE: After College and Vietnam, I ran for the U.S Congress and have been there ever since. I have no real world experience except marrying very rich women and running their companies vicariously through them. I served in Vietnam (four months). ACCOMPLISHMENTS: As a U.S. Senator I set the record for the most liberal voting record, exceeding even Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton. I have consistently failed to support our military and CIA by voting against their budgets, thus gutting our country's ability to defend itself. Although I voted for the Iraq War, now I am against it and refuse to admit that I voted for it. I voted for every liberal piece of legislation. I have no plan to help this country but I intend to raise taxes significantly if I am elected. I served in Vietnam (four months). My wealth so far exceeds that of my counterpart, George Bush, that he will never catch up. I make little or no charitable contributions and have never agreed to pay any voluntary excess taxes in Massachusetts, despite family wealth in excess of $ 700 million. I served in Vietnam (four months). I (we) own 28 manufacturing plants (Heinz) outside of the U.S. in places like Asia, Mexico and Europe. We can make more profit from the cheaper cost of labor in those Countries, although I blame George Bush for sending all of the other jobs out of Country. I served in Vietnam (four months). Although I claim to be in favor of alternative energy sources, Ted Kennedy and I oppose windmills off Nantucket and Martha's Vineyard as it might spoil our view of the ocean as we cruise on our yachts. I served in Vietnam (four months). RECORDS AND REFERENCES: None. However, I served in Vietnam (four months). PERSONAL I practice my Catholic faith whenever cameras are present. I ride a Serotta Bike. I love to ski/snowboard. I call my Gulfstream V Jet the "Flying Squirrel". I call my $850,000 42-foot Hinckley twin diesel yacht the "Scarmouche". I am fascinated by rap and hip-hop and feel it reflects our real culture. I own several "Large" SUVs including one parked at my Nantucket summer mansion, though I am against large, polluting, inefficient vehicles and blame George Bush for our energy problems. I served in Vietnam (four months). PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004
Jimmy, You forgot one thing: MORAL BELIEF: I believe unborn babies have no right to live. If parents want to stick sharpened vacuum through their heads and suck their brains out (as is the procedure in partial abortion), then pull their lifeless bodies out of the mother's womb, then it's okay because this is America the land of the free (which means anybody can do what they want.) By the way, I, John Kerry, is Catholic. I believe in GOD. So to all American Christians: vote for me in November
Oh - you forgot to mention GW's resume Military: Used my daddy's influence to weasel out of Vietnam. Spent my miltary days at the local bar or protecting Texas from evil doers. Morality: Between my brother and I, have approved the execution of more prisoners than every other state combined. I also bombed civilian (err Military) targets. Sorry - I didn't mean to kill women and children. No matter, as long as they were not American women and children I guess it is OK. Work background: Drove two companies into the ground despite having connections and money. I guess this proves that anyone, despite their background, can be a screwup.
Bush's support for capital punishment is one of the few things I disagree with. By the way, Mr. Engineer, did you condemn Clinton and Gore for supporting the death penalty? Also, it's "Between my brother and me...," not "Between my brother and I..."
Mr. Engineer, What's wrong with executing rapists, murderers, and other violent criminals? Why don't you tell the survivors of dead victims that the person who killed their son, daughter, mom, dad, etc... should not receive the maximum penalty allowable by law?
BTW, speaking of abortion, you liberals called returning Vietnam veterans "BABY KILLERS." Ironic, isn't it, when all you libs support abortion. You libs have murdered more unborn babies than the number of innocent Jewish murdered by Hitler. VOTE DUBYA FOR FOUR MORE YEARS!
Oh please! What utter nonsense this is.... No, not all liberals called returning Vietnam veterans "BABY KILLERS". Some of my best LIBERAL friends, in fact, served in Vietnam (as did John Kerry, where was GW?). Most of those returning liberal veterans wholeheartedly agree that the Vietnam War was a wasted effort, fought with idiotic leaders setting the rules, and was a crass display of hypocrisy as we supported one set of murdering tyrants over another. Incidently, the side we chose had NO POPULAR BASE in Vietnam whatsoever, other than a few remnant colonialist-Catholic natives who were already bought and paid for many times over.... There is a tremendous difference between medical abortion and the murders of the Nazi regime in terms of INTENT. Hitler and his cronies were out to exterminate an entire race of people. Abortionists are out to prevent unwanted children from cluttering up the welfare system. There is also this legal principle, as decided by the Supreme Court, of a "woman's right to choose". So now you are saying, then, that conservatives don't believe in following the law of the land? Or only those laws that lead to repression of free thought, dissent, and an erosion of civil rights for all Americans? Which is it? I can't wait for the answer.....
Conservatives believe in following the law of the land, but because we are consciensous (sp?) people, we strongly believe that ethicality and morality take precedence over (and should supersede) legality. Yes, abortion is legal as ruled by the supreme court, but you have to admit that it is still murder. How can you not admit that abortion is not murder? I have an 18 month old baby girl. When my wife was 3-months pregnant she had an ultrasound. I saw my unborn baby's beating heart. I saw her head, spine, and I witnessed her suck her thumb. She was a human being in her mom's womb. To answer your question, Dubya was getting drunk while Clinton was smoking pot and burning the American flag during the Vietnam war. "I will double the number of special forces to conduct terrorist activities." John Kerry during the 2nd debate with Dubya.
Re: Re: The Kery Resume Good catch, Tom. You're right. I just passed this along from an email I got from one of my "far right" GOP friends. Heard today CT Senator Joe Biden called Bush "brain dead." Let's see, Mary Cheney, Laura never worked a day in her life, Bush is braindead all point to one thing: the Dems have no real alternative program and are continuing to resort to "below-the-belt" politics. Now the Dems are calling Bush a hypocrite because he suggested healthy people not get flu shots and Cheney just received one. Cheney is not healthy and his doctors have, for years, admonished him to get flu shots. By the way, President Clinton got his flu shot. He should, he just had major heart surgery.
Jimmy, You're alright. I like your well-balanced perspective on things. You should work for FOX news next to Oreilly.
MILITARY: Feb 1966 Formally enlists in U.S. Navy Feb 1968 Deployed to Western Pacific aboard the USS Gridley and requests duty in Vietnam Nov 1968 Reports for duty in Vietnam Dec 1968 Experiences first intense combat and earns first Purple Heart Feb 1969 Earns second Purple Heart & the Silver Star Mar 1969 Earns the Bronze Star for saving the life of a fellow soldier Mar 1970 Separated from active service
DUI arrest... Traded Sammay Sosa to Sox when I was with Texas Ranges Failed to capture Osama. Lied to American ppl and went to war in Iraq.
Homeys, I have yet to hear or read an intelligent response from any liberal who accuses Dubya of "lying about and going to war with Iraq." Exactly how did he lie about Iraq? He received faulty intelligence info on Iraq. He did not deliberately lie to the American people. BTW, Kerry and Clinton had the same info. The French, Russians and Germans acknowldege that Hussein had WMD. Jimmy, help me out here. What is your take on the subject being that you are an unbiased centrist? How did Dubya "lie?"
Who cares about the Sammy Sosa bit? I always laugh at this one. At that point in his career (his first in the majors), he was just a skinny kid from the Dominican Republic who was hitting .238 with one home run in 84 at bats. He was bounced back to the minors several times. Following his trade to the White Sox, he didn't do much better. He averaged .240 for the three years he was with them and averaged nine homers a season. He spent more time in the minors while he was there. The White Sox didn't seem to see much in him either and eventually gave up on him and traded him to the Cubs. He didn't blossom until his first full season with the Cubs when he hit 33 home runs. How can Bush be to blame for not realizing that Sosa would become a power hitter four years later? The White Sox management didn't see it either. Oh, and yes, Kerry did get his law degree from Boston College in '76 and was admitted to the Mass-uh-chew-sits (I've been watching too much Jib-Jab) board later that year.
I don't think anyone can ever get through to those who said Bush lied or stole the election. I still haven't heard from our English friend as to exactly what direct actions Bush took to steal the election. Bush lied about WMD's? Hardly. He based his actions on faulty information which was the same information other countries had and also believed. Clinton, Kerry, Gore and a host of other Democrats believed Hussein had the WMD's. In 1998, Kerry presented a stronger case regarding Hussein's WMD's than Bush. For that matter, Clinton's case was harsher than Bush's. Just remember that John Kerry said given everything he now knows he would still have voted to go to war. Don't worry, javila5400, Bush will get reelected and even if he doesn't, Kerry will disappoint all those on here much the same way Jimmy Carter disappointed his supporters (I was one.) after he became President. As I said, Kerry will bog us down in Iraq because history shows how Dems bog us down in war. Also, Kerry will want to prove all those wrong who said he is weak on defense issues. So, my dear Kerry supporters, be prepared for a very hawkish President Kerry.
Hitler was an insane madman, extremely misguided, and drunk with power. At least he had an excuse. Abortions are generally obtained by otherwise sane, middle class people as a matter of convenience. Because, like you Carl, they consider children "CLUTTER". This is typical leftist arrogance. Carl, if you called one of my daughters clutter, I'd wring your pencil neck!
