Dear Tech Support: > >Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a >slow >down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry >applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. > >In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such >as >Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable >programs >such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. > >And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply >crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these >problems, >but to no avail. > >What can I do? > >Signed, >Desperate > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >Reply: Dear Desperate: > >First keep in mind; Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while >Husband >1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU >LOVED >ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all works as >designed, >Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 >and >Flowers 3.5. > >But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence >2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that >will >create SnoringLoudly.wav files. > >Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another >Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash >Husband 1.0. > >In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited >memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider >additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally >recommend Hot Food >3.0 and Lingerie 6.9. > >Good Luck, >Tech Support
