THE TOP 10 THINGS THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY: 10. Unsweetened tea tastes better. 9. We're vegetarians. 8. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl. 7. Checkmate. 6. Honey, we don't need another dog. 5. Trim the fat off that steak. 4. Wrestling is fake. 3. You All. 2. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today. AND NUMBER ONE THING THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY: 1. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
Do you remember Lewis Grizzard who used to be a sports writer for the Atlanta Constitution? Not to mention a terrific general humorist. Lewis contended a southern boy couldn't say Shi'ite. My favorite of his book titles was, If I ever get back to Georgia I'm gonna nail my feet to the ground. Go Dawgs! My all time favorite Lewis line pertained to going about in the buff. Naked is when you got no clothes on ... nekkid is when you got no clothes on and your up to something.
