Very Good Tips

Another Fun e-mail that I received:



1. Budweiser beer rinse conditions the hair.

2. Pam cooking spray will dry finger nail polish.

3. Cool whip will condition your hair in 15 minutes.

4. Mayonnaise will kill Lice...it will also condition your hair.

5. Spike your hair with Close-up toothpaste (it will also tint it).

6. Elmer's Glue---paint on your face, allow it to dry, peel off and see the
dead skin and blackheads. Also works to remove splinters or cactus
spines---just let dry on your skin.

7. Shiny Hair---use brewed Lipton Tea.

8. Sunburn---empty a large jar of Nestea in your bath water.

9. Minor burn---Colgate or Crest toothpaste.

10.Burn your tongue? Put sugar on it.

11.Arthritis---WD-40. Spray and rub in, kills insect stings too. Also spray
on wasps nests--they'll be unable to move.

12. Bee stings---meat tenderizer.

13. Chigger bites--use Preparation H.

14. Puffy eyes---use Preparation H.

15. Paper Cut---crazy glue or chap stick. Glue is used instead of sutures at most hospitals today.

16. Sore nipples---(nursing mothers) use chap stick or a wet Lipton tea bag.

17. Stinky feet---use Jell-O. Put feet in a pan of Jell-O.

18. Athlete's feet---use cornstarch.

19. Fungus on toe nails or fingernails? Use Vapor-Rub.

20. Kool aid to clean dishwasher pipes. Just put in the detergent section and run a cycle, it will also clean a toilet.

21. Kool-Aid also can be used as a dye in paint.

22. Kool-Aid in Dannon plain yogurt as a finger paint, "Your kids will love it and it won't hurt them if they eat it."

23. Peanut butter---will get scratches out of CD's. Wipe off with a coffee filter paper.

24. Sticking bicycle chain---use Pam no-stick cooking spray.

25. Pam will also remove paint and grease from your hands! Keep a can in the garage.

26.Peanut Butter will remove ink from the face of dolls.

27. When the doll clothes are hard to put on, sprinkle with cornstarch and watch them slide on.

28. Heavy dandruff---pour on vinegar.

29. Body paint----use Crisco mixed with food coloring. Heat the Crisco in
the microwave, pour into a empty film container and mix with the food color
of your choice.

30. Tie Dye T-Shirt---mix a solution of Kool-Aid in a container, tie a
rubber band around a section of the t-shirt and soak.

31. Stress buster---preferably for a work group-----take a roll of scotch
tape and a packet of straws and build a tower without talking to each
other.

32. Preserving a newspaper clipping---use a large bottle of club soda and
cup of milk of magnesia, soak for 20 minutes and let dry, will last for
years.

33. A Slinky will hold toast and CD's.

34. To keep goggles and glasses from fogging, coat with Colgate toothpaste.

35. Stay Free Maxi Pads---clean window, floors, just stick to the palm of
your hands and work. Can also be used as knee pads.

36.Pampers as an absorbent. Remove stains from the carpet with club soda and
a pamper to absorb. Wine stains, pour on the Morton salt and watch it absorb
into the salt.

37. To remove wax, take a paper towel and iron it over the wax stain, it
will absorb into the towel.

38. Remove labels off glassware, etc. Rub with peanut butter.

39.Baked on food....Fill container with water, add a Bounce softener sheet
and the static from the Bounce will cause the baked on food to adhere to it.
Soak overnight. Also, you can use two Efferdent tablets, soak overnight.

40. Crayon on the wall....Colgate toothpaste and brush it.

41. Dirty grout...use Listerine.

42. Stains on clothes...use Colgate Toothpaste.

43. Grass stains---use Karo syrup.

44. Grease stains...use Coca Cola, it will also remove grease stains from
the driveway overnight. We know it will take corrosion from batteries.

45. Sweat stains.....use Efferdent or vinegar.

46. Fleas in your carpet? use 20 Mule Team Borax; sprinkle and let stand for 24 hours.

47.To keep Fresh flowers longer, add a little Clorox or 2 Bayer aspirin, or just use 7-Up instead of water.

 

These read like "Robert's Rules of Order" for the Democratic Party.

 

In a pinch you could also use products designed for each particular purpose.

 

If you get oil or difficult to remove dirt and grime on your hands, put a small amount of liquid dish detergent and two teaspoons of sugar together, and rub it all over your hands, works just as good as Lava soap.

 

Ink stains on clothes - apply hair spray and blot off.

 

"Arthritis---WD-40. Spray and rub in,"

Come on!

 

It's true!!

My dad has used WD-40 for arthritis, it's true, it really works.

Ron

 

If you have to do something really disgusting with your hands (gut fish, change diapers, etc.), wash your hands with toothpaste afterwards.