Another funny e-mail from the files of Dr. Gina...... ENJOY A GOOD LAUGH! > > >A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his >chicken coop. > >The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, > >"OK old fart, time for you to retire." > >The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these >chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the >two old hens over in the corner?" > >The young rooster says, "Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking >over." > >The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you >around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the >entire chicken coop." > >The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance old man. >So, just to be fair I will give you a head start." > >The old rooster takes off running. > >About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. > >They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has >closed the gap. He is already about 5 inches behind the old rooster and >gaining fast. > >The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch >when he sees the roosters running by. > >He grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - he blows the young rooster to bits. > >The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, > >"Dammit... third gay rooster I bought this month." > >Moral of this story.... > >...Don't mess with the OLD FARTS-- >--age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill!
