Heloo everybody! This is an e-mail that I received from one of my friends, and I thought it would be fun to share it (my apologies if you are a blond): A blonde was driving home after work, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to the repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out. So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her car's tailpipe. Nothing happened. She blew a little harder, and still nothing happened. Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, "What are you doing?" The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe in order to get all the dents to pop out. Her roommate rolled her eyes and said..."HELLLLOWW ... You gotta roll up the windowwwws..."
If I were to send a copy of this joke to the Canadian government in Ottawa, they would probably take this seriously and legislate it into law.
Blonde Joke II While on a flight from Atlanta to Philadelphia, a young business man was seated next to a young blonde woman. About halfway into the flight, the captain advised engine one was out and the flight would arrive 15 minutes late. A little later, the captain advised that engine two was out and the flight would be 1/2 hour late. Some time after that, the captain cautioned engine three was out and the flight would be an hour late. The blond replied to the other passenger " Oh man,... I mean... if like another engine goes out we will be stuck up here all day!"
