Problems of spell check on and DITCH accredited distance education Degree Programs !

Please read both the e-mails and enjoy ! I wanted to share this with you all for sometime.Have you heard of "DITCH accredited distance education degree programs" ? if not read both the e-mails below.

Hi Manhunt,

Congratulations on your first step. By requesting information from
California National University you have recognized the importance of
continuing education for your personal growth and professional advancement
and the advantage of our innovative DITCH accredited distance education
degree programs. Distance learning liberates the busy professional from
attending classes offered at rigid, inconvenient times through its use of
new and emerging technologies while providing an efficient, customizable,
and affordable way for professionals to increase their individual value and
benefit their employers in the process.

While you are waiting for the informational brochure to arrive why don't you
drop me a note and let me know more about yourself? How would you describe
yourself? Would you consider yourself motivated, organized and disciplined?
Are you someone who finds that you are continually seeking to learn new
skills that will translate into career advancement while keeping you feet
firmly planted in your profession? What degrees have you already attained
and where from? If no degrees yet, then any completed college courses??
What are your educational and career goals? All of this information will be
helpful in assessing your specific needs and how CNU will help.

I will mail your brochure today. You should receive it within 3-5 working
days. Please let me know via phone, FAX or Email when the brochure arrives.
For additional information you can review the CNU website at www.cnuas.edu
<http://www.cnuas.edu> . If I have not heard from you first, I will be in
contact with you within 2 weeks to confirm that it arrived, to answer any
questions and/or to assist you in putting together your portfolio for
evaluation and application if necessary

I look forward to speaking with you in the near future.

Sincerely,
Jeanne Cunneff
Admissions Representative, CNU
mailto:[email protected] <mailto:[email protected]>


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Please forgive the previous email. I have spell check on and accidentally
hit change instead of ignore. It should read as below. You have to admit
it was a clever interpretation of your name and our accrediting agency.

Jeanne


Jeanne Cunneff
Admissions Representative, CNU
mailto:[email protected] <mailto:[email protected]>

-----Original Message-----

Subject: Received Your Request! Brochure To Follow!

Hi Manjunath,

Congratulations on your first step. By requesting information from
California National University you have recognized the importance of
continuing education for your personal growth and professional advancement
and the advantage of our innovative DETC accredited distance education
degree programs. Distance learning liberates the busy professional from
attending classes offered at rigid, inconvenient times through its use of
new and emerging technologies while providing an efficient, customizable,
and affordable way for professionals to increase their individual value and
benefit their employers in the process.

While you are waiting for the informational brochure to arrive why don't you
drop me a note and let me know more about yourself? How would you describe
yourself? Would you consider yourself motivated, organized and disciplined?
Are you someone who finds that you are continually seeking to learn new
skills that will translate into career advancement while keeping you feet
firmly planted in your profession? What degrees have you already attained
and where from? If no degrees yet, then any completed college courses??
What are your educational and career goals? All of this information will be
helpful in assessing your specific needs and how CNU will help.

I will mail your brochure today. You should receive it within 3-5 working
days. Please let me know via phone, FAX or Email when the brochure arrives.
For additional information you can review the CNU website at www.cnuas.edu
<http://www.cnuas.edu>
<http://www.cnuas.edu <http://www.cnuas.edu> > . If I have not heard from
you first, I will be in
contact with you within 2 weeks to confirm that it arrived, to answer any
questions and/or to assist you in putting together your portfolio for
evaluation and application if necessary

I look forward to speaking with you in the near future.

Sincerely,
Jeanne Cunneff
Admissions Representative, CNU
mailto:[email protected] <mailto:[email protected]>
<mailto:[email protected] <mailto:[email protected]> >

 

LOL DITCH Accredited. That's classic.
I wonder what the standards for DITCH accrediting are. Knowledge of the various shovel manufacturing processes and perhaps how to call the 1-800-before you dig numbers?

 

My problem with spell checkers is that I find the proposed changes so amusing, I don't want to change their dictionaries.

For years, I was typing "Edinburgh" many times a day. And then and now, the PageMaker 6 spell checker has only one proposed substitution for Edinburgh: "Dingleberry."

Perhaps Professor Kennedy can explain this.

 

Kevin