Gus's Theological Logic Thread

God is love.
Love is blind.
Stevie Wonder is blind.
Therefore, Stevie Wonder is god.

 

Uhhhh...

• Never mind.

 

Part II

Some on this forum have been told that I am nobody.
Nobody is perfect.
Therefore, I am perfect.
But only god is perfect.
Therefore, I am god.
However, if Stevie Wonder is god, then I must be Stevie Wonder.
Oh my god! I’m blind!

 

Re: Part II

Hold that thought!!!

< me again looks for his knee-high boots >

 

Re: Part II

OK Gus just tell us where to send the Sunday offering to!

 

While I do not agree with the Marx Bros-style logic (or Monty Python's girl-weighs-the-same-as-a-duck logic), I wholeheartedly support the conclusion: Stevie Wonder IS God. "Music of My Mind," "Talking Book," "Innervisions," "Fulfillingness' First Finale," and "Songs in the Key of Life." What a run. The guy owned the '70's.

 

Part III

Gus develops his very own eclectic system of theological logic--Gusological logic!

 

Re: Re: Gus's Theological Logic Thread

No offense, but he can have the '70s...


clint

 

Re: Re: Part II

Hip waders and a shovel??

 

I nominate Gus as degreeinfo.com's chaplain.