When I die...

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussions' started by me again, Jan 17, 2003.

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  1. me again

    me again Well-Known Member

    When I die
    I want to go peacefully
    like my grandfather did...
    in his sleep...
    not screaming like the passengers in his car.
     
  2. me again

    me again Well-Known Member

    I guess you have to live in Florida to fully appreciate this joke. ;)
     
  3. John Craparo

    John Craparo New Member

    MA,

    I used to walk up to people and yell, your shirt's on fire. Then I would pull out their shirt-tail and say... now it's out.

    I stopped doing this when someone handed me a Gary Larsen "Farside" cartoon. The cartoon showed two amoebas on a slide. One was pulling the other's shirt-tail out and yelling, your shirt's on fire. The text of the cartoon was - The shirt-tail joke, the lowest form of humor.

    I think this is a close second :)

    Regards,
    John
     
  4. me again

    me again Well-Known Member

    LOL

    Well, it made me laugh!!! :)

    Hey, I'm still waiting on the numbers from the school district. I have an intuitive hunch that it will be provided before February closes. Hopefully. :eek:

    I have been thinking about it a lot and am very grateful for the valuable information you've provided. :)
     
  5. John Craparo

    John Craparo New Member

    Yours gave me a chuckle too! Glad that my advice helped!

    Thanks,
    John
     

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