I'm looking for a fast and cheap medical school program. It's OK if it's RA, but I'm OK if it isn't because I am looking for a medical degree for personal reasons only. I have 25 years working in hospitals and medical centers, so I'm familiar with the lingo, how to use a stetha.... stethe..... that heart thing. I also know about MRIs and that blood pressure thingie- the sphygo... pigmo.... the doo-hickey with the pumpy-bulb. So, I don't want a program where I have to mess with that internship and residency stuff. I feel my 25+ plus years adequately covers that requirement. I just want the degree so I can write my own prescriptions and have drug companies send me samples. It has to be 100% DL and if possible not require any biology or chemistry courses. I hate those and don't really see the need.
