Osama bin Laden a DL Student?

In recent years Trinity College/University has moved so frequently, could it be that Osama bin Laden is pursuing admission.

Both Osama & TC/U:

1) Are on the run.
2) Are in hiding.
3) Surface periodically for a brief stint.
4) Make brief appearances for publicity sake.

I don't know, but a lot of similarities exist here.

 

5) They both (as the story goes) have vast fortunes hidden in other countries.

 

One would have concerns over his method of delivering lessons from a distance.

 

Most of us would, Dennis. But Trinity? Naaaaaaaaahhh!

 

Hey, you're a busy terrorist who is always on the run. So where better to enroll than in a university with no physical address?

If you aren't gonna let anybody even know what country you're in, why should your alma mater?