Are you a terrorist?

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  1. Kizmet

    Kizmet Moderator

  2. SteveFoerster

    SteveFoerster Resident Gadfly Staff Member

    Former military or law enforcement, eh?
     
  3. decimon

    decimon Well-Known Member

    Anyone remember that mild-mannered professor who hosted the PBS series, The Western Tradition?

    "I've killed a man or two in my time; lots of people my age have. And I never felt remorse; only relief and some weariness. I gave these rumpuses no particular thought until I began to read crime fiction in which heroes and heroines can barely bring themselves to squeeze a trigger to save their lives and, if they do, will not get over the traumatic incident. That's not the way it works. Perhaps we can't afford to admit it. Perhaps less hollow shams would be bad for the public health. They would, however, sharpen the realism of would-be realistic fictions in which, as a rule, only villains are permitted to squeeze triggers without compunction."

    L.a. Confidential - latimes
     
  4. Maniac Craniac

    Maniac Craniac Moderator Staff Member

    I answer "yes" to four of those questions (religious convert, victim of "change of life" violence, attempts to hide identity online, fascination with previous bombings or violent acts), which I guess means I'm highly unlikely to be suspected of terrorist activity. I feel somewhat like I do when TurboTax tells me I have a very low chance of being audited- "OMG, there's still a chance?!"
     
  5. decimon

    decimon Well-Known Member

    I have military experience ending nearly fifty years ago.

    Traumatic assault in 1959.

    I've yet to terrorize anyone.
     
  6. SteveFoerster

    SteveFoerster Resident Gadfly Staff Member

    ...yet! :AR15firing:
     
  7. TomE

    TomE New Member

    Not clicking that link. Don't want the Feds to assume an admission of guilt by doing so! :)
     
  8. decimon

    decimon Well-Known Member


    Ah, now you've done it. Those are the key words they look for.
     
  9. jhp

    jhp Member

    Or if you want to keep your clearance.
     
  10. John Bear

    John Bear Senior Member

    I once applied to be a citizen member of a California state agency. Many of those 48 questions were asked -- along with #49, the deal breaker: "Have you ever done anything which, if made public, would embarrass Governor Schwarzenegger."
     
  11. decimon

    decimon Well-Known Member


    The line dancing?

    Can't imagine what would embarrass Ahnuld.
     
  12. SteveFoerster

    SteveFoerster Resident Gadfly Staff Member

    "Considering his appearance in Red Sonia, I am confident nothing I've ever done could possibly embarrass Mr. Schwarzenegger."
     
  13. Johann

    Johann Well-Known Member

    Question No. 50:

    "Is you is, or is you ain't a terrorist?

    A fanatic is a creature that's always been strange
    You learn his ideology - and then he makes a change..."


    Apologies to the late Louis Jordan. :smile:

    J.
     
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