New Joke Thread, Anyone?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussions' started by Ted Heiks, May 11, 2016.

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  1. Ted Heiks

    Ted Heiks Moderator and Distinguished Senior Member

    What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
     
    Ted Heiks, May 11, 2016
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  2. Rich Douglas

    Rich Douglas Well-Known Member

    Something about having them on the outside.
     
    Rich Douglas, May 11, 2016
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  3. SteveFoerster

    SteveFoerster Resident Gadfly Staff Member

    Back when BMWs were being assembled in South Carolina, a friend from there said the joke was that its new name was "Bubba Makes Wheels".
     
    SteveFoerster, May 13, 2016
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  4. Maniac Craniac

    Maniac Craniac Moderator Staff Member

    Oh, I get it! :shock:
     
    Maniac Craniac, May 14, 2016
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  5. Rich Douglas

    Rich Douglas Well-Known Member

    Punchlines (you supply the joke):

    -- Nobody could eat THAT much ice cream!

    -- No, I'm just looking.

    -- Hey, got anything to stop this coughin'?

    -- Both of us?

    -- My wife told me about it!

    -- You should close your stance a little.

    -- Tankety tankety tank.

    -- The light's better over hear.

    Etc.
     
    Rich Douglas, May 14, 2016
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  6. perrymk

    perrymk Member

    What do you calla boomerang that doesn't come back?

    A stick.
     
    perrymk, May 16, 2016
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