Humor: Levels of Academic Quality

me again · Jun 11, 2002

This is worth re-posting:

Teaching Math at Harvard:
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?

Teaching Math at University of Maryland, College Park:
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?

Teaching Math at California State Dominguez Hills:
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20.

Teaching Math at Thomas Edison State College:
By cutting down beautiful forest trees, the logger makes $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the forest birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down the trees? There are no wrong answers.

Teaching Math at University of Phoenix (i.e. for profit):
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $120. How does Arthur Andersen determine that his profit margin is $60
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Heh Heh Heh

me again · Jun 11, 2002

LOL, Ahhhhhh that is good!

Am I the only one laughing! LOL

Bill Huffman · Jun 11, 2002

Originally posted by me again
Am I the only one laughing! LOL
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When making jokes on-line the author is the only one that really matters, at least that's my philosophy. I'm sure that was already obvious to everyone though.

P.S. I enjoyed it.

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