Scenes From a Night's Pill Bottle

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussions' started by Tom Head, May 28, 2002.

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  1. Tom Head

    Tom Head New Member

    I've just finished taking my vitamins (just like Hulk Hogan used to tell me to do), and noticed that my Vitamin E bottle reads: "Vitamin E naturally contributes to cardiovascular health by..."

    Needless to say, I was crushed. For all those years I'd imagined that Vitamin E's cardiovascular effects were supernatural in origin.

    But this is nothing compared to my Vitamin C bottle, which reads exactly as follows:

    "A powerful antioxidant that helps boost the immune system and is important during the winter season. It helps maintain healthy cholesterol levels, and produces collagen critical for healthy cardiovascular function.

    KEEP OUT OF THE REACH OF CHILDREN."



    Cheers,
     

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