Trinity University Seminary

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  1. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Please let me introduce you to the newest DL school in the USA.

    Trinity University Seminary

    I have just converted an unused walk-in closet (3X7) into the new facilities for Trinity University Seminary. The paint is nearly dry, so TUS should be ready to begin issuing degrees by 9:00 a.m. Tuesday morning.

    The following degrees programs will be offered:

    BA: 120 hours, $500

    MA: 48 hours, $350

    MDiv: 90 hours, $450

    ThD: 60 hours, $500

    For more information one may contact TUS at [email protected]; or, one may also visit the physical site of TUS's new office complex.
     
  2. Bill Grover

    Bill Grover New Member

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    Well I might consider your Thd but let's get some things straight first:

    No language requisites, no dissertation demands more strenuous than what was required on my 8th grade book report on the movie "Bonzo goes to Hollywood", and listen now, Dr Russell ,no criticising of the papers I write. I don't want to have to use any books with over 100 pages. Just cause those eggheads do it, I shouldn't have to! No one can agree on theology any way so why so put myself out? Oh, one more thing! Can I write about Bonzo again for my dissertation?:D :D :D
     
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  3. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Re: Re: Trinity University Seminary

    Current TUS policy states:

    TUS shall have no specific involvement in a student's degree program. TUS has adopted a pedagogical honor system in which all degree requirements are met by the verbal verification of the student. When a student informs TUS--via either fax, phone, e-mail, official letter, etc.--that based on her/his life experience all degree requirements have been fulfilled, TUS believes it to be a violation of the student's rights to question the validity of such.

    Technically, it is a matter of receiving the tuition. Upon receipt of full tuition TUS will then coordinate the process of issuing the diploma.

    Hope this helps and best of luck in your academic pursuit.
     
  4. Mike Wallin

    Mike Wallin New Member

    Rus find a word that starts with an H that way the degree will spell out TUSH:p
     
  5. StevenKing

    StevenKing Active Member

    Russell,
    Will you be needing a grand chancellor? Because I might know some interested folks. :D

    Steven King
     
  6. Starkman

    Starkman New Member

    Hmmph! After all my research into distant learning--RA degrees, no less--and here it is right before my eyes: a truly Rest-Assured degree; rest assured, the degree is yours!

    I'm tired, burned out from all the research I've done on this site, but ... I'm refreshed again. No really, rest assured I am.

    Starkman
     
  7. Jack Tracey

    Jack Tracey New Member

    I don't know, call me a skeptic but I'm not convinced this is the real deal. Please post a copy of the diploma. I want to see Latin phrases and gold seals and lots of signatures of people with important sounding titles. Then, I'll want to know if I can get a volume discount if I order more than one. :D
    Jack
     
  8. Starkman

    Starkman New Member

    Re: discounts

    THAT, my friends, is what it's really all about: volume discounts!
    Yes, thank you, Jack, for showing the real meaning of degrees--volume discounts.

    Starkman
     

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