I need a cheap, easy child to raise.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussions' started by Maniac Craniac, Oct 10, 2013.

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  1. Maniac Craniac

    Maniac Craniac Moderator Staff Member

    Hi, everyone! I'm looking for a way to have a child, but I don't want it to be too difficult nor expensive. Does anyone know of a child that does not poop, is immune to all diseases, acquires nourishment by photosynthesis and pays me to raise him? Preferably one that is ready to be born by next week and won't take more than 12 years to reach adulthood. Thanks.
     
  2. airtorn

    airtorn Moderator

    I think I saw that kid on a Star Trek episode.
     
  3. Kizmet

    Kizmet Moderator

    I could be adopted but I'm neither cheap nor easy.
     
  4. SurfDoctor

    SurfDoctor Moderator

    Yeah, but still a kid. :pokey:
     
  5. Rich Douglas

    Rich Douglas Well-Known Member

    Sure. You'll find the kid in the same place you'll find that degree that's easy, cheap, fast, and from a school with a great reputation. In fact, you can get one for that kid so he/she will have 18 s.h. of graduate credit so he/she can get a great teaching job that pays well, doesn't require a lot of work, has short classes.

    Waynes World- Yeah, and monkeys might fly out of my butt! - YouTube
     
  6. Sun55

    Sun55 New Member

    LOL
    Are you joking? How old are you?
     
  7. meryberry

    meryberry New Member

    Bad joke, I think
     
  8. 03310151

    03310151 Active Member

    Once you've been here more than a week you'll start to see the pattern. The request for cheap, easy, fast degrees. We get those requests just about weekly and maybe more. Maniac's post is a tongue in cheek poke at those posters who request things that do not exist. If you don't get it...it's not for you.
     
  9. Maniac Craniac

    Maniac Craniac Moderator Staff Member

    You'll also notice a pattern of spammers frantically posting inane comments to either sprint past the probationary moderation all new users must face, or disappear from the board seemingly unnoticed and add spam to their signature, leaving, it in dozens of threads. What our two friends above don't realize is that they are up against an A+ moderator team that isn't fooled one bit.
     
  10. cookderosa

    cookderosa Resident Chef

    Since we're in fantasy land, I'd like a degree with no writing. :)
     
  11. Kizmet

    Kizmet Moderator

    I'm really just interested in that hardcore gothic font in latin with the gold embossed seal.
     

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