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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussions' started by Maniac Craniac, Aug 27, 2013.

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  1. Maniac Craniac

    Maniac Craniac Moderator Staff Member

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    "Shaving is a popular method of facial hair removal among men." -Ehow: What is the Purpose of Aftershave?


    "The defense should be expecting a run or a pass here." -John Madden


    "Warning: contains peanuts." -Label on a peanut butter jar.


    "Federal Agents Raid Gun Shop, Find Weapons" -Tulsa World headline

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  2. mattbrent

    mattbrent Well-Known Member

    Similar to the peanuts label, check out the ingredients on a box of raisins. It simply says "Raisins." Duh!

    -Matt
     
  3. SteveFoerster

    SteveFoerster Resident Gadfly Staff Member

    On the other hand, with something like raisins, it's nice to see that's the only ingredient rather than:

    Ingredients: Raisinlike food product, floxidrine hydronoxiofloride, hexane-washed grape derivative, extremely high fructose corn syrup, diabeetus.
     
  4. Maniac Craniac

    Maniac Craniac Moderator Staff Member

    :haha: I've noticed that, too!! That's up there with the Caution: contents may be hot!! label on coffee.

    :haha: and Good point.
     
  5. Kizmet

    Kizmet Moderator

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