"Need Help PLEASE'

My next door neighbor has a daughter in law that lives across town and is married to a Swede who has a cousin living in Arizona that has a neighbor who has a son that went to a community college and has a couple of college credits but wants to study medicine and needs pre-medical credits but only wants to pay $50 a credit but free is better and courses have to be online and they can't be longer than 4 weeks in duration and they can't have any final exams and.....................

 

Thanks but that actually requires work and it may exceed his budget and it would hurt his self esteem if he earns anything less than an A grade at least that's what my neighbor told me!! :baby:

 

Delta has a neighbor.
The neighbor has a son.
The son has a wife.
The wife has a husband, who is a Swede.
The Swede has a cousin.
The cousin has a neighbor.
The neighbor has a son.
The son has a need: cheap, fast, and easy premed courses.
I asked my daughter, who asked her husband, who asked the pizza delivery boy, who asked his cousin who drives a bus in Kathmandu, who said to tell his cousin to tell the pizza guy to tell my son-in-law to tell my daughter to tell me to tell Delta to tell his/her neighbor to tell his/her son to tell his wife to tell her husband to tell his Swedish cousin to tell his/her neighbor to tell his/her son that the answer is "No way, José."

 

You can tell your hmmm... primary source, thanks for the tip! :headache:

 

Wouldn't want those future doctors to do any work, would we?:lmao:

Are you trolling us?

 

Okay I went through all the channels and the kid wants to know if the bus driver in Katmandu can find a course that is now less than $59 a credit? :yell:

Anyway, you get the idea!:biglaugh:

 

Yes. I have an inside track to a newly developed um-university called The University of Kizmet. We only charge $50.00 per credit ($40.00 if you order more than 100 credits) and we'll only charge a small fee for transcripts.

 

Can the person serve his country in exchange for premed/med courses? It may work out to the
$50 per credit. For life experience the young person can go live in a foreign country like India, Cuba, south africa and study premed - $50 from his parents will go a long way.
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