A burglar breaks into a house. While looking around for something to steal, a voice calls out to him and says, "Jesus is watching you!" The burglar shruggs it off but again the voice says, "Jesus is watching you!" This time, the burglar follows the voice into the other room, where he finds a parrot. The burglar asks the parrot,"Was that your voice I heard?" The parrot says, "Yes." The burglar asked the parrot, "What is your name?" The parrot answered, "Moses." The burglar asked, "Now what kind of person names his parrot Moses?" The parrot replies, "The same kind of persion who names his Rottweiler Jesus."
