Study: Women prefer tall men...

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  1. Randell1234

    Randell1234 Moderator

  2. sanantone

    sanantone Well-Known Member

    Duh! It might have to do with something deeper than just cultural standards, visual appeal, and sexual pleasure. Being taller and having a larger penis could mean that the man has more testosterone. That's when you get into all of the evolutionary benefits. Most women don't want huge penises. That's a bunch of extra you can't do anything with. Women just want a penis that's large enough to feel. All of that motion of the ocean stuff means nothing when it isn't even large enough to make a wave.
     
  3. 03310151

    03310151 Active Member

    And another study goes into the "Shit we all know" file.
     
  4. AUTiger00

    AUTiger00 New Member

    Speaking of shit we all know, how about the study the government just shoveled out $1.5m for Bringham and Womens Hospital to study why lesbians are obese. I say the tax payer got ripped off, for only $250k I'd have told you that it's because anyone that takes in more calories than they burn off will be fat, including lesbians. I could have saved taxpayers $1.25m if only the government had asked me!
     
  5. 03310151

    03310151 Active Member

    Well common sense is an uncommon virtue as the old General said. The fat lesbo study is not a study to fix a problem, its a study to fix the blame. There is a difference.

    Guess who will be at fault?
     
  6. AUTiger00

    AUTiger00 New Member

    White people, straight people, rich people, white rich people, straight white people, straight rich people in that order.
     
  7. 03310151

    03310151 Active Member

    Thanks for dunking that one in Blake Griffin,

    your friend Chris Paul.
     
  8. John Bear

    John Bear Senior Member

    AUTiger: " anyone that takes in more calories than they burn off will be fat, including lesbians. I could have saved taxpayers $1.25m if only the government had asked me!"

    John: OK, now for an additional $1.25 million, tell us why the majority of lesbians are overweight and the majority of gay men are underweight.

    There are probably thousands of grants that have elements of controversy. Remember Senator Proxmire's monthly "Golden Fleece" awards. The then-new logo for the Postal Service cost them $7 million. 6-figure grant to learn if sunfish who drink tequila are more aggressive than sunfish who drink gin. Once in a while, the right or left wing finds one and pounds on it. Here's a HuffPost article on that phenomenon: 'Lesbian Obesity Study' Significance, Outcome Divides Media Outlets
     
  9. AUTiger00

    AUTiger00 New Member

    John, well I'd say most lesbians are overweight because they take in more calories than they burn and gay men burn more calories than they take in. There is a really easy joke here about AIDS but I'll pass on the layup so as to not look un-PC.
     
  10. Randell1234

    Randell1234 Moderator

    Yeah, we passed that point a few hundred posts ago :yup:
     
  11. AUTiger00

    AUTiger00 New Member

    Touche. Hey, you gotta give it to me, at least I'm consistent!
     
  12. Randell1234

    Randell1234 Moderator

    Very true and appreciated!
     
  13. Maniac Craniac

    Maniac Craniac Moderator Staff Member

    The AUTiger Dialogues, Volume 1

    AUTiger00's Wife: How do I look?

    AUTiger00: Hm. Well, I could make the obvious observation that you look fat in that dress and look horrible without makeup, but I'll pass on the comment because you are too sensitive to handle it.

    ------

    Reporter: President AUTiger00, why did you veto the proposal to form a committee to investigate
    the cause of the recent small pox outbreak?

    AUTiger00: Here, let me save the taxpayers of this country millions of dollars: the cause of the small pox outbreak is... the small pox virus. It's common sense!

    Reporter: But, Mr.President, 55% of the population has already died from the outbreak! What are the rest of us to do to survive?

    AUTiger00: Don't get sick.
     
  14. Randell1234

    Randell1234 Moderator

    That is the way government should operate sometimes...AUTiger00 for President!:usa:
     

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