Top ten reasons why the world will not end on Dec 21?

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  1. SurfDoctor

    SurfDoctor Moderator

    I would like to hear some reasons why the world will not end this Friday.

    Here's one of my reasons:

    The world can not end the same day my Christmas vacation begins. That day is already taken.


    Any others?

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  2. Kizmet

    Kizmet Moderator

    Don't worry! Everything will be OK. I've just returned home and I'd like to tell you what I've found. It's two separate things and when taken together all is clear.

    http://i.imgur.com/PVAt7.jpg

    No apocalypse is coming

    Have a Merry Christmas everyone!
     
  3. SurfDoctor

    SurfDoctor Moderator

    I like the first link the best!
     
  4. Kizmet

    Kizmet Moderator

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  5. Maniac Craniac

    Maniac Craniac Moderator Staff Member

    Jesus said it would happen when you are LEAST expecting it, so it clearly cannot happen on Dec. 21.

    Hold on, I'm just getting started.

    Jesus knew that his followers would take his words to heart and would reason that the expectation of a Dec. 21 apocolypse would disqualify it from happening. Therefore, that is when it would be least expected and it clearly must happen on Dec. 21.

    I'm not finished!

    The son of God would have percieved that the passage thousands of years after uttering those words would allow for people to thoroughly follow the above line of reasoning. The conclusion that it must happen on Dec. 21 and the resulting expectation of which means that it clearly cannot happen on Dec. 21.

    Which means that it must happen on Dec. 21.

    Which means that it cannot happen Dec. 21.

    Which means that it must happen on Dec 21.

    Which means that it cannot happen Dec. 21...
     
  6. RAM PhD

    RAM PhD Member

    Dec 21 of which year?
     
  7. nmesproject

    nmesproject New Member

    Dec 21 20012
     
  8. AV8R

    AV8R Active Member

    Shew...people are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.

    *rimshot*

    Thank you...thank you. I'll be here all evening. Please try the fish.
     
  9. SurfDoctor

    SurfDoctor Moderator

    Good one! :haha:
     
  10. cookderosa

    cookderosa Resident Chef


    Baaaaaaa good one!
     
  11. Kizmet

    Kizmet Moderator

  12. Kizmet

    Kizmet Moderator

  13. RAM PhD

    RAM PhD Member

    20012? Great! We've got about 18,000 years left.
     
  14. Ted Heiks

    Ted Heiks Moderator and Distinguished Senior Member

    Misprint. It's 2012.
     
  15. japhy4529

    japhy4529 House Bassist

    End of world prediction = fail (or is it too early yet?)

    Also, the Google page just has their regular logo - no doodle.
     
  16. CalDog

    CalDog New Member

    The world may not end on Dec 21, but if you check the fine print on a typical student loan, you will see that the lenders are prepared for this eventuality:

     
  17. Ted Heiks

    Ted Heiks Moderator and Distinguished Senior Member

    still too early yet
     
  18. DxD=D^2

    DxD=D^2 Member

  19. RAM PhD

    RAM PhD Member

    Top ten reasons why the world will not end on Dec 21?

    Ummmm, because it didn't happen.
     
  20. Kizmet

    Kizmet Moderator

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