Just a reminder

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussions' started by Kizmet, Nov 23, 2012.

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  1. Kizmet

    Kizmet Moderator

    The Mayan calendar tells us that we're all going to die in a few weeks. I've left my full-time job in order to attempt to save the world. I may not be as present on this board as in the past because I'll be tracking down clues, etc. If you wake up on 12-22-12 and discover that the world is essentially the same as when you went to sleep then you can offer your congratulations/appreciation in a sincere but subtle manner.

    "Once more unto the breach dear friends, once more."

    K
     
  2. jam937

    jam937 New Member

    I have been preparing for this for the last 3 years. Soon I will head to my fortified bunker in the Great Smoky Mountains that has been selected and outfitted to be fully self sufficient for 7 years. If the world doesn't end ... for god's sake ... someone please come get me. I can be found near 35.300766,-83.668284. Watch for booby traps. When you reach the sign that says "shout the password or die" remember to yell "Zippy Dippy Kabob Yo Ho Ho" at the top of your lungs. Then lay flat on the ground face down for 25 minutes until I get there.
     
  3. RAM PhD

    RAM PhD Member

    Didn't the Mayan prophets also predict Y2K? :smile:
     
  4. Ted Heiks

    Ted Heiks Moderator and Distinguished Senior Member

    I was unaware of that.
     
  5. 03310151

    03310151 Active Member

    Mayans

    They did not predict their own demise.
     
  6. Koolcypher

    Koolcypher Member

  7. SteveFoerster

    SteveFoerster Resident Gadfly Staff Member

    Indeed. When I went to Chichen Itza, the tour guides were speaking Mayan among one another, not Spanish.
     
  8. 03310151

    03310151 Active Member

    demise != extinct

    They flourished for thousands of years and had a population almost equal to that of Los Angeles County with thousands of people per square mile in cities and hundreds per square mile in rural type areas. Their demise is one of the more puzzling phenomenon within the scientific community.

    So what happened to their civilization...famine? self exile? E.T.'s?

    They still did not see it coming ;)
     
  9. Ted Heiks

    Ted Heiks Moderator and Distinguished Senior Member

    And how would you know if they were speaking Mayan?
     
  10. RWB

    RWB New Member

    I plan to live my life to the full everyday,includong the planned 'end of the world!"

    So if it does end I won't be worrying about it.
     
  11. Kizmet

    Kizmet Moderator

    Come to Chiapas Ted and you'll hear plenty of Mayan. If you train your ear it's easy to tell the difference.

    I wish I had come better prepared. I could use some astronomy lessons and another pair of boots. The weather is nice however and we have some potential contacts for this week that could put us on the right path. Best of luck to us all.
     
  12. Maniac Craniac

    Maniac Craniac Moderator Staff Member

    I'm going to lift my ban on sugar and eat nothing but mint chocolate chip ice cream and jello shots for a month. Also, I'm going to ask every single one of my hot friends on a date until one of them says yes. I wont quit my job because I'll need the money in the unlikely case that a people who fell from prominence centuries ago might have somehow incorrectly predicted the end of our timeline. In that case, I would need the money to pay for a lifetime of insulin, addiction therapy and dates with my new hot girlfriend.
     
  13. SteveFoerster

    SteveFoerster Resident Gadfly Staff Member

    I speak enough Spanish to know it wasn't that, so I asked.
     
  14. Abner

    Abner Well-Known Member

    Abner:
    Correct, mayan is but one of many native languages of Mexico. People sometimes forget that Spanish is a European/white language, that was introduced to Mexico.

    One of the native tribes of Mexico is the Tarahumara people. The Tarahumara learn to run before they walk, and they can run for days without stopping. Their running abilities enable them to run down a deer until it becomes exhausted.

    National Geographic:

    "Rarámuri means "foot-runner" or "he who walks well," and they've been known to irritate American ultramarathoners by beating them while wearing huarache sandals and stopping now and then for a smoke."

    Tarahumara People
     
  15. CalDog

    CalDog New Member

    You probably wouldn't be surprised to learn that Mexican farmworkers in California don't necessarily speak English. But you might be surprised to learn that they don't necessarily speak Spanish either.

    In central and southern California, there are now tens of thousands of Mexican farmworkers from the Oaxaca area who speak Mixtec -- a native language that is totally unrelated to Spanish, just as English is totally unrelated to Navajo. This can cause real problems in (for example) criminal proceedings, because of the difficulty in finding anyone who can communicate with a defendant.
     
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  16. Kizmet

    Kizmet Moderator

    25 days remaining. There are not a lot of easy internet connections in Chiapas but I'll try to stay in touch. I don't speak much Spanish (and no Mayan) and so despite my coloration everyone knows I'm forastera. Good food. Good tequilla. Looking at some beachfront property. Back to you ASAP.
     
  17. Abner

    Abner Well-Known Member

    Very true. Off topic, I like to collect elibrijes from Oaxaca. See link:

    Supernatural Oaxacan Woodcarving Gallery Mexican Art

    I mainly collect the supernatural carvings consisting of dragons, winged serpents, etc.

    See ya,

    Abner
     
  18. Koolcypher

    Koolcypher Member

  19. Kizmet

    Kizmet Moderator

    My link will only be up for a minute so there's no time for real commentary, just this

    ALL ABOUT 2012
     
  20. Kizmet

    Kizmet Moderator

    Out of Chiapas and on to Geneva. Things continue to look promising but I thought I'd forward this helpful video for those who continue to worry or are just generally paranoid.

    37 Critical Items
     

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