If you can start the day without caffeine, If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, If you can be grateful for your food, If you understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time, If you can take criticism and blame without resentment, If you can conquer tension without medical help, If you can relax without liquor, If you can sleep without interruption........ Then you could be one of these: http://i1027.photobucket.com/albums/y338/mobie350/lazy-dog.jpg . . . . . Disclaimer: This is a joke; hopefully not offensive to anyone. I'm actually fine on most of these, myself. Although I'm not so good about taking criticism. :smile:
If you can start the day without caffeine - Yes. If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains - Nobody can always be cheerful. If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles - Yes. If you can be grateful for your food - I don't pray before meals (or ever) but I'm thankful for everything that I have If you understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time - Yes. Who gets upset about this, a 9 year old kid? If you can take criticism and blame without resentment - No. Criticism sucks and don't quote Pausch about feedback either. If you can conquer tension without medical help - Everyday. If you can relax without liquor - I don't drink alcohol, never have. If you can sleep without the aid of drugs - By the time my day ends I'm so mentally exhausted, I sleep quite well.
Yes, I'm actually right with you on all but one of your answers. I Just thought it was a funny joke. My deeply Christian mother actually sent it to me and I thought I would share the humor.