Do You Have Inner Peace?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussions' started by SurfDoctor, Nov 17, 2011.

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  1. SurfDoctor

    SurfDoctor Moderator

    If you can start the day without caffeine,

    If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

    If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,

    If you can be grateful for your food,

    If you understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,

    If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,

    If you can conquer tension without medical help,

    If you can relax without liquor,

    If you can sleep without interruption........

    Then you could be one of these: http://i1027.photobucket.com/albums/y338/mobie350/lazy-dog.jpg
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    Disclaimer: This is a joke; hopefully not offensive to anyone. I'm actually fine on most of these, myself. Although I'm not so good about taking criticism. :smile:
     
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  2. Bruce

    Bruce Moderator

    Hahaha....I was going down the list saying "Nope....nope.....nope.....nope".
     
  3. Maniac Craniac

    Maniac Craniac Moderator Staff Member

    Yes to all. That picture is offensive to me :blackeye:
     
  4. 03310151

    03310151 Active Member

    If you can start the day without caffeine - Yes.

    If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains - Nobody can always be cheerful.

    If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles - Yes.

    If you can be grateful for your food - I don't pray before meals (or ever) but I'm thankful for everything that I have

    If you understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time - Yes. Who gets upset about this, a 9 year old kid?

    If you can take criticism and blame without resentment - No. Criticism sucks and don't quote Pausch about feedback either.

    If you can conquer tension without medical help - Everyday.

    If you can relax without liquor - I don't drink alcohol, never have.

    If you can sleep without the aid of drugs - By the time my day ends I'm so mentally exhausted, I sleep quite well.
     
  5. SurfDoctor

    SurfDoctor Moderator

    You are pulling my leg, right?
     
  6. SurfDoctor

    SurfDoctor Moderator

    Yes, I'm actually right with you on all but one of your answers. I Just thought it was a funny joke. My deeply Christian mother actually sent it to me and I thought I would share the humor.
     
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