'Above the paper towel dispenser in a service station restroom was written: "San Francisco State Diplomas." If you really need a college or a high school diploma, send $2.00 to Glenco, Box 834, Warren, Michigan 48090. They send you one that looks real authentic. It ain't Harvard, but it looks good enough to frame and put on your wall.' -between Astrodome Pictures and Toilets in the chapter "Assorted Freebies" from Steal This Book (1971) by Abbie Hoffman -R
That's funny. Reminiscent of the people at the hotel where the Democratic convention was being held, who put stickers next to the buttons on the hand-drying machines in the bathrooms, reading "Press Here for a Message from Bill Clinton."
