So you want to be offended . . .

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  1. NorCal

    NorCal Active Member

    I stole this from another forum I'm a part of. We are all adults here, so lets act like it and share some off color jokes for the sake of comedy.

    DISCLAIMER: If your easily offended, your thin skin could be penetrated by reading the contents of this thread, so if your easily offended, get off this thread as soon as possible and do not venture any further into this thread.











    College is like an erection, its long and hard, unless your Asian.
     
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    NorCal, Sep 16, 2011
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  2. truckie270

    truckie270 New Member

    That is fruckin' frunny.
     
    truckie270, Sep 16, 2011
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  3. jts

    jts New Member

    What's the difference between a porcupine and law school?





    With the law school, the pricks are on the inside.
     
    jts, Sep 16, 2011
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  4. perrymk

    perrymk Member

    This was the most offensive part. Even moreso because this is a forum for people interested in advancing their education.

    Try "unless you're Asian."
     
    perrymk, Sep 16, 2011
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  5. 03310151

    03310151 Active Member

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    03310151, Sep 16, 2011
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  6. Maniac Craniac

    Maniac Craniac Moderator Staff Member

    I guess this is what passes for being "adult" these days. Interesting, but not in a good way. When I was a chid, I had respect for adults, but I have learned that amazingly adults don't have respect for each other.

    Oh, but I guess that's why it's funny eh? A child would get expelled from school for making that remark, but HEY, we're all adults right? It's all in fun! What, Maniac, you don't think that opressive racial stereotypes are funny?! What a politically correct hypersensitive immature LOSER. Besides, some Asian member of this forum probably thinks it's funny, so that makes it ok!

    Yep... adults I'm dealing with here. The "mature" people are the ones that laughed.
     
    Maniac Craniac, Sep 16, 2011
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  7. 03310151

    03310151 Active Member

    So on the maturity scale where would you rate this thread?

    Above or below posting a thread quoting from the movie Billy Madison?
     
    03310151, Sep 16, 2011
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  8. Maniac Craniac

    Maniac Craniac Moderator Staff Member

    It's an age old question, really. Harmless One Liner VS Racial Stereotype. For dramatic effect, I'll allow the adults to decide.
     
    Maniac Craniac, Sep 16, 2011
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  9. 03310151

    03310151 Active Member

    Nice dodge.

    Are there any truths to any sterotypes?
    What's wrong with laughing at ourselves?

    The majority of people would not be offended by this.
     
    03310151, Sep 16, 2011
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  10. Maniac Craniac

    Maniac Craniac Moderator Staff Member

    It's peanut butter jelly time.

    As in, if you generalize an entire population, is it possible that even a single person somewhat resembles some part of the stereotype? Yes.

    Only that it's a loaded question.

    Judge: You have been found guilty of vandalism and destruction of property.
    03310151: What's wrong with having fun?

    The majority of people would be offended by this. It's true because I said so.
     
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  11. b4cz28

    b4cz28 Active Member

    Epic fail

    I guess you missed the warning at the start of the thread?
     
    b4cz28, Sep 16, 2011
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  12. Maniac Craniac

    Maniac Craniac Moderator Staff Member

    I mean no offense when I say this, so if you are thin-skinned and can not handle it, do something else other than read on. Seriously, close this thread now. I'm warning you, DO NOT READ THE NEXT SENTENCE!!!!!! You have half of the IQ of a jar of sun dried mayonnaise and none of the appeal.

    You read it, didn't you? Epic fail. I obviously didn't mean it, but you should have heeded the warning :mischievous:
     
    Maniac Craniac, Sep 16, 2011
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  13. b4cz28

    b4cz28 Active Member

    Now that was funny!
     
    b4cz28, Sep 17, 2011
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  14. Kizmet

    Kizmet Moderator

    A photon checks into a hotel.

    The desk clerk asks, "Do you need help with your luggage?"

    The guest answers, "No thanks, I'm travelling light."

    If you don't get then you should be offended because I'm laughing at you.
     
    Kizmet, Sep 17, 2011
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  15. TEKMAN

    TEKMAN Semper Fi!

    I get the joke, but sorry...I don't see it is funny.

    Of course, photon is the basic unit of light...:dead:
     
    TEKMAN, Sep 17, 2011
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  16. TEKMAN

    TEKMAN Semper Fi!

    I am Asian, I don't think it is offense. However, the joke is not true...college is pain in the arse for me too. hahaha
     
    TEKMAN, Sep 17, 2011
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  17. Maniac Craniac

    Maniac Craniac Moderator Staff Member

    Maniac Craniac likes this post.
     
    Maniac Craniac, Sep 17, 2011
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  18. 03310151

    03310151 Active Member

    You don't find the joke funny, understood.

    As in, if you generalize an entire population, is it possible that even a single person somewhat resembles some part of the stereotype? Yes.
    Actually way more than one person. Lots of people as a matter of fact. All of them? No, but enough for jokes to be considered funny to most people. You're not the least bit sheepish about being upset at something like this? Faux outrage? We laugh at these things because we shouldn't take ourselves that seriously.

    Judge: You have been found guilty of vandalism and destruction of property.
    03310151: What's wrong with having fun?

    Laughing at a joke is the same as vandalism? I'm not a criminal because I laugh when people make fun of the way white people dance.

    What's going on with you?
     
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  19. Maniac Craniac

    Maniac Craniac Moderator Staff Member

    No, that's not what I meant. I was using a loaded question to demonstrate my point.

    *Sigh* I've been watching this all day: McRoll'd - YouTube

    There is no outrage on my part. I think that the joke was wrong, but I'm not about to burn a building over it. We still cool :smile:
     
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  20. Kizmet

    Kizmet Moderator

    Q. What did one continental plate say to the other continental plate?

    A. It's not my fault!

    This is only offensive if you are a global geologic structure.
     
    Kizmet, Sep 17, 2011
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