After The Rapture, Who Will Walk Your Dog? : NPR "Centre assures potential clients that his staff will still be on Earth after doomsday by testing employees to confirm that they are Atheists. How does he do that? Well, he just asks them to commit blasphemy. "They are all very willing to do that. And that confirms that even in the absurdly remote chance that we are wrong and the believers are right, our rescuers are going nowhere." Potential clients often ask Centre how they can be sure his company will follow through with that promise to take care of their animals in a post-Rapture world. "What we try to do is reassure our clients that they can trust us, number one," he says. And if that isn't good enough, Centre suggests clients "find a friend who may be a Jew, a Hindu, a Muslim, an Atheist, a Wiccan, a Catholic, an Episcopal, anyone they think is not going to be Raptured and appoint them as their post-Rapture power of attorney." And if the Rapture doesn't come? Those clients are out of luck, Centre says: There's no money-back guarantee." Abner
