Baaaaaah, College is for Idiots

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  1. Maniac Craniac

    Maniac Craniac Moderator Staff Member

    True story, from the Maniac who witnessed it. Keep in mind that these are sophomores and juniors in college, and that we are about 6 weeks into class.

    Student 1: Man, it took me HOURS to find the latin roots and definitions of all of those words.
    Student 2: Yeah, I just gave up.
    Student 3: They weren't in my dictionary, and I couldn't get them all from Wikipedia.

    *Several students in the class nod in agreement and whisper similar comments to one another*

    Professor: ... ... um ok, let me show you something. Ok, take out your textbooks. Now... turn to the back.
    Student 1: OOOOOOH!!!
    Student 4: What, what? I didn't get the textbook, what's there?
    Student 2: There's a glossary!
    Student 3: A glossary?
    Professor: A glossary!
    Student 5: But how would that help?

    :pat:
     
  2. mattbrent

    mattbrent Well-Known Member

    OH jeez... I could share some stories too. Having gone from teaching high school to community college, I've realized some things just never change.

    -Matt
     
  3. AUTiger00

    AUTiger00 New Member

    Good lord. These are the people whose healthcare you want to subsidize, MC? Good story though, I chuckled.
     
  4. Abner

    Abner Well-Known Member



    DERRRRRRRRRRRRR George!!!!!!!!! Pendejos.

    Abner :)
     
  5. SteveFoerster

    SteveFoerster Resident Gadfly Staff Member

    You're taking Latin? Whoa.

    -=Steve=-
     
  6. Abner

    Abner Well-Known Member

    He he he!

    Abner :)
     

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