In Soviet America, School Pays for You!

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  1. Maniac Craniac

    Maniac Craniac Moderator Staff Member

    I just got hired by a B&M. This means that almost all of my waking time, whether at work, online, or worship, will be spent in school. Education has now, in as much of a literal sense as possible, actually become my life.

    Oh yeah, and in a situation that only a few of you are familiar with, a school will be paying for me, rather than the other way around! :silly:

    As an hourly employee, rather than a salaried employee, I get no tuition benefit :mad:, but for a measly 25 hours of work per week, I get health insurance, paid vacation time, a full living wage (my Excelsior AA adds at least $7/hr :party:) and access to the university library and fitness center!

    You better believe that I will be hitting up that library... the librarians will think I am a student rather than an employee :biglaugh: Oh, and you better believe I will be hitting up that fitness center :wiggle:

    OOOOh, and I get an email address, [email protected]. That's pretty cool! In fact, I'm starting to think it is even cooler than when I had a [email protected] address :banana:
     
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  2. Abner

    Abner Well-Known Member

    Congratuations!!!!!!!!!! Benefits are worth their weight in gold.

    Good job!!!!!

    Abner :)



     
  3. airtorn

    airtorn Moderator

    Congratulations on getting the job.

    I have some similiar e-mail addresses.
     
  4. b4cz28

    b4cz28 Active Member

    Coolzzz.....So what your job title?
     
  5. NorCal

    NorCal Active Member

    +1 Congrads, but I'm with B4cz28 and I'm curious to see what position you got ???
     

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