Here's a school where you can get an easy PhD with appropriate diploma. The web site even has a nice picture of the diploma. This one's a little more difficult to get, but most denizens of this forum can probably manage the curriculum. Many of us could probably get this diploma also. In a more serious vein, here's a nicepicture of a diploma from a degree mill. (Scroll to bottom of page. Text mentions Dr. Bear, but it's in Dutch.)