Don't let this be you

We've all seen lots of threads about resume questions/issues.
Don't let this be you:

http://i.imgur.com/UGaHQ.jpg

 

How did you get a copy my resume?

 

I knew DeVry was an Ivy League school!

 

Everyone knows the top Ivy League schools are as follows:

1.) University of Phoenix
2.) Devry University
3.) American Intercontinental University

Harvard, Yale, and Stanford are all second rate. Consider yourself now in the know, lol.

 

You never asked for numbers 4 & 5 on the Ivy League List, Kaplan and Penn Foster would have been mentioned, lol.

I'm just kidding, they are all great schools.

J/K

(Not Really)

 

In all fairness, I went to DeVry (NJ) in the late 80's and it was a damn good school.

 

This is so good. I had a friend that titled himself “grand poo-ba of important electronical stuff”


Pronounced electon-ick-ill stuff