Anyone know any good DL jokes? Two degree mill doctorates were fishing one day, when both had a bite. One looked at the other and said "Wow, I've got a big one!" To which the other replied, "Yeah, but is it accredited?" HEHEHEHE HAHAHAHAHA Dr. Maybelle Jones
The topic arose long ago on Emir Mohammed's long-dormant distance learning site. Perhaps worth a reprise here. I believe all responses but one from from Emir, who was quite a funny fellow, before he 'went bad.' How many Diploma Mill Operators does it take to change a lightbulb? None. We usually leave that up to the "International Light Bulb Commission for Schools, Colleges and Theological Seminaries". None. The staff at Mailboxes Etc. usually handles that. One. Who will thereupon be awarded 36 units of electrical engineering, 42 units of industrial safety training, 16 units of physical education (climbing up that ladder), 12 units of health sciences (first aid, after falling off the ladder), 8 units of waste management technology (disposing of the old bulb), and 16 units of fiction writing (for writing the life experience portfolio). None. The prison staff make sure all the lights are working properly. None. Here in Hawaii we get enough sunlight. What's a lightbulb? Only one; we're used to screwing with people... a light bulb should be no problem! Ten. One to change the lightbulb and nine to award him Honorary Doctorates... LLDs (Doctor of Lighbulbs)... for his outstanding work in the field of Lightbulbology. Well... you see changing lightbulbs is an American phenomenon. No school in the US is required to change its lightbulbs, it's purely optional. How many UNISA administrative staff does it take to change a lightbulb? [After a 3 month wait]... please consult sections G1-G3, PG1-PG3 and A26-A28 for information on lightbulb replacement and re-registration at the end of every year... however, we should note that section G2 does not apply to lightbulbs, but to limitations on lightbulbs and need not apply to candidates for MEd., BPhil and equivalent degrees... also, section PG2 concerns exemption from changing lightbulbs in the event that the candidate has had sufficient experience working without lightbulbs for about half of his\her first degree or equivalent as deemed by the Senate... also see page 60 for the definition of a lightbulb... thank you. Why did the Diploma Mill Operator cross the road? Because St. Kitts\Nevis are too far to swim. To collect his "Employee of the month" award at Kinko's... Marv Albert was recently awarded an Honorary Phd by Columbia State... now his credentials read... M. Albert, PhD (Doctor of Panty Hose)...
Not really a joke, but I know a good one: From South Carolina, a minister Behaved just a wee bit too sinister. He called himself "Maybelle" From under the taybelle. We exposed him/her--Click--and that finished her. How do you like it? Bruce
But Bruce, its all in fun! And BTW, I do like it--good detective work. Dr. Maybelle Jones, Over & Out!
