"The" Dr. John Bear?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussions' started by me again, Aug 22, 2001.

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  1. me again

    me again Well-Known Member

    Is that THE Dr. John Bear on this site????? [​IMG]

    Can he post a pic?
     
  2. Bill Highsmith

    Bill Highsmith New Member

    Yes, Dr. Thomas Heward Edward John Bear.

    (I'm really showing my age here...this is a TV reference for you younger folks.)
     
  3. Nicole-HUX

    Nicole-HUX New Member

    Oh damn. And all along I've been thinking it was really Dr. John Bearsford Tipton, which would account for never having seen a picture of him. Oh well.
     
  4. Bill Huffman

    Bill Huffman Well-Known Member

    I saw him on Good Morning America. I was very pleased because usually you have this image of someone and when you actually see them they look much different than what you imagined. In this case I thought he looked just like I imagined. So if you're imagining the same guy that I imagined then he looks just like that.

    I hope I've been helpful. [​IMG]
     
  5. Tom Head

    Tom Head New Member

    It's time I make a confession on John's behalf; he's actually a car with highly developed AI (a la KITT), as this picture conclusively proves.


    Cheers,

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    Tom Head
    www.tomhead.net
     
  6. Guest

    Guest Guest

    I imagine you are right, Bill. [​IMG]
     
  7. mamorse

    mamorse New Member

  8. me again

    me again Well-Known Member

  9. Bill Highsmith

    Bill Highsmith New Member

  10. John Bear

    John Bear Senior Member

    Me Again wrote, I pictured a skinny man with brown hair!

    John Bear replies: Inside every fat man with grey hair, there is a skinny man with brown hair longing to emerge.

    --John Bear, who at least weighs 22 pounds less than 2 months ago,
    but isn't shopping for the Grecian Formula yet
     
  11. Bruce

    Bruce Moderator

    Is that the result of the "Former Soviet Union diet"? [​IMG]

    Bruce
     
  12. John Bear

    John Bear Senior Member

    It wasn't all yak liver and sheep eyeballs. A friend went into a hotel kitchen, just to see what it looked like, and there was a sign on the door leading back into the dining room. He asked what it said, but people just hemmed and hawed. He took a digital picture and afterwards asked a native-speaker what it said. It said
    PLEASE DO NOT TELL OUR GUESTS
    WE ARE SERVING THEM DOG AND MONKEY.
    IT WILL ONLY UPSET THEM.
     

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