It's that time of the year...

Happy Holidays!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ao77mT_KZxU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6Ht0KXpZ6c&feature=related

 

still that time.....

Beware of the Doghouse:

http://www.maniacworld.com/Beware-of-the-Doghouse.html

 

And so why do those dancing Christmas lights constitute a "white trash" Christmas?

 

Ted, they don't in this case (I liked this version). But as a rule, the joke around here is that you can tell the rednecks by the length of time the lights stay up, usually year round. Me, I just change out the wreath throughout the year (That makes me a redneck of the lower case type I reckon.)