Thank God!!!!

The mystery of Big Foot has been solved!!

 

And what was the solution??

 

http://www.gillettefusion.com/us/custom/en_US/

 

That razor rules! Base layer of Cetaphil followed by Edge gel and a Fusion razor, and you have the best shave you'll ever get.

Too bad I have to access my home equity line of credit to buy replacement cartridges.