This blonde Irish woman decides to go gambling. So, she walks down to the friendly neighborhood local casino. She walks up to the gaming tables. She announces that she has better luck gambling when she's totally in the nude. So, she rips off her clothes, rolls the dice, and walks off with her winnings. One of the dealers looks at the other and asks, "Wait a minute! What did she roll?" The other dealer looks back and says, "I thought you were watching!" All of which proves the following. Not all Irish are dumb. Not all blondes are dumb. But all men are.