Remember to wash those cables every now and then. lol http://www.google.com/tisp "Is this offering a tiered service? How does Google's position on Net Neutrality effect TiSP? Although we understand that there's a lot of crap on the web, we also believe strongly in providing equal opportunity access to all our users. " --- This made my day Note the non-monetary costs --->. "To offset the cost of providing the TiSP service, we use information gathered by discreet DNA sequencing of your personal bodily output to display online ads that are contextually relevant to your culinary preferences, current health status and likelihood of developing particular medical conditions going forward."
Oh, Dear Lord...... This has to be one of the funniest things I've read in weeks - I almost repeated my fifth grade performance and launched liquid out of my nose! My favorite part of the whole FAQ section: "Why is TiSP in beta? When things go wrong with TiSP, they go very, very wrong. Let's leave it at that." Dave
For those wondering if it's official..... Google launched this as a April fools day prank. http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/internet/04/02/google.april.fools.ap/index.html Dave
Professional Installation Service "Note: For your own physical safety and emotional well-being and in consideration of the nanobots' working conditions, please make absolutely certain that your toilet is unoccupied at the scheduled appointment time." - Hey! To bad for the nanobots. When you gotta go, you gotta go.
